Wife Calls A Husband.

 


Wife Calls A Husband 👇.

H - "Espos?"


Hey there, it's me, honey. Is the club where you are?

H: "Indeed."


"Excellent!" said W. You can find me in the mall, only two streets away. Just now, I laid eyes on a stunning mink coat. It is breathtakingly beautiful! Is it for sale?

“What is the price?” H asked.


"Just $1,500.00," W said.

H - "Alright, I guess you can get it if you're really into it that much..."



W - "Oh, and I went to the Mercedes showroom and checked over the 2001 models, too. I beheld one that I coveted. I had a conversation with the salesperson, and he offered me an excellent deal...well, being as how we have to trade in the BMW we purchased a year ago...

How much did he give you a quote for?"

The answer is "just $60,000..."


I want it fully loaded with all the extras at that price, okay?


"Excellent!" said W. But before we end the call, there's another item...


H - "What?!"

I was balancing your money account and... it seems like a lot, butI noticed the same home we looked at a year ago when I dropped by the realty agent's office this morning. Stop by the sale now!


I thought you might recall. Which one has a seaside location, an English garden, and an acre of park space?

“What is their asking price?” H asked.


W-"Amazingly, the price is only $450,000..."It seems that we have sufficient funds in the bank to cover...


Okay, then I'll let you purchase it; just put $420,000 on the hammer. OK?”


Ok, darling..."I am grateful. We will meet again later! Your affection is immense!

Hello there!You are also loved by me...


After ending the call, the guy puts the phone down, shuts the cover, and then raises his hand to address everyone in the room:

"Could someone please tell me the owner of this phone?" 

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